A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL for me...

no seriously! it did happen!!!

picture this.

while having lunch with ur colleagues, one of them suddenly proposes... all the while looking straight into ur eyes... saying...

"i will listen to everything u say. i will cook dinner and wash the dishes. i will clean the house. i will do the laundry. i will do whatever u want me to do. no affairs in office but if u do, i will still forgive u and love u. i will be ur driver and drive u to work and pick u up from work. i will even give u all my love and affection. all i want from u is ur money and perhaps some love that would grow in time. so think about this proposal and if u wanna accept it, come and let me know."

honestly, it is true! he even placed it down in writing...

"I have a proposal.

Due to the fact that I am a lazy arse and I do not like to work, I would like to ask you ladies out there to lend me your ears!!!

Here's the thing, you work hard and get a good job. Very important nowadays. Show people that females can make it in the workplace. Be proud!

I marry you.

You provide financial support and in return I will provide you with love, care and understanding. I am terrible at cooking but I will learn because it is part of the package.

Please contact me for further details.

Regards,
(Future loving husband)"

so anyone interested in a 19 year-old in his second year in psychology in luton who sings out of tune??? *grins*