12
12 days from today, i have a function to attend with jian.
so 12 days in advance, i decided to put on my dress.
the dress i'll be wearing to the function in 12 days.
a dress which approximately 12 months ago, i bought in uk.
12 months ago i wore it and it fitted perfectly.
12 days to go and I CANNOT ZIP THE DRESS UP!!!
12 days!!!
*panics*
2 comments:
Chill chill ...
12 days is a long time. A human can shrink into oblivion without food for merely 3 days.
*grins*
That's a lil extreme lar, but you get the picture.
Besides, if you can't wear it, wear somethin' else lar. I'm sure Penang has lotsa gunny sacks available. HAHAHAHA
On a serious note, they don't call "love handles" for no reason. I LOVE em. Come here you chubby hottie. *hugs*
p.s. - to quote my sometimes-gay-sometimes-straight friend, a lil chubbiness is sexy coz you need some "cushion for the pushin'" ...
HAHHAHAHAHA
WEAR GUNNY SACKS?!
fine, i will.
ur date shall be wearing gunny sacks and so will u! =P
and LOVE HANDLES?!
u really pushing it arent u?
CHUBBY!?!
AAAAAAAAA!!! *kicks ur knees*
=D
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